Werewolf Steal Shorts To Hide Identity

By The Comedy Owl - Jun. 30, 2009

A werewolf was arrested over the weekend after biting a Dillard's store employee on the hand, drawing blood. Evidently, the man had decided to steal a pair of shorts from the store in order to attract the attention of store personnel to distract one in order to bite him and spread the werewolf disease.

It is reported that the victim's silver wedding ring had prevented him from catching the disease, but he is currently under supervision.

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