All Johnson County Republicans Meet For Dinner

By The Onion Owl - Jul. 04, 2009

All 120 grassroots republicans in the populous Johnson county area attended a special Reagan Society Dinner on Friday night at the Coralville Holiday Inn.

"When you get this many republicans together you know there will be a party," said one attendee.

Lately republicans in Johnson county have feared that their voices would be squeezed out by the proliferation of area democrats.

"They're like ants," said the attendee. "Even ants can do a lot when there are thousands of them."

When asked about President Obama's latest economic plans, the attendee said, "It looks tough, but we're hopeful. Maybe we'll have a tax-cutter back in a few years."

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