Iowa City Police See Job Security

By The Onion Owl - Jul. 06, 2009

Local police officials say they've been kept busy throughout this year, investigating assaults downtown and trouble in the southeast side of the city. What looks like some to be a lot of work, though, turns out to be a blessing to officers.

"We're glad to have something to do, I can keep food on the table in this economy," said one decorated officer.

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